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• Restored scribble may be Shakespeare's signature

  Sat Apr 14, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants when he wroted the plays.

• Rod Blagojevich gets 'lost' on way to prison, eats his last free lunch

  Thu Mar 15, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants on the way to prison.

• Murderer on the run after mistaken release

  Wed Feb 29, 2012
  • They probably pooded their pants when they found out he was released.

• New evidence boosts claim that Hitler had a secret French love child

  Fri Feb 17, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants when he found out he was hitlers kid.

• Amish farmer targeted by FDA raids shuts down raw milk business

  Wed Feb 15, 2012
  • They probably pooded their pants when they drank the milk.

• Amanda Knox appeals slander conviction

  Tue Feb 7, 2012
  • She probably pooded her pants when she was accused of slander.

• Police: Man shoots self in leg at gun show

  Mon Feb 6, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants when he shot himself in he leg and lucky he didn't dieded.

• LeVar Burton resurrects Reading Rainbow's Twitter account

  Wed Feb 1, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants when he got control of the Twitter account.

• Student receives free cocaine with Amazon textbook order

  Fri Jan 27, 2012
  • She probably pooded her pants when she found the cocaine.

• How a typo led to a marriage

  Thu Jan 26, 2012
  • He probably pooded his pants when he got that email.